Thursday, December 21, 2006

Life University jokes... actually any med school nerd would tell one of these

****DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT THINK ANY OF THESE UP*****

1) Are you constitutive? Because you've been turning me on all day!..

2) I'll be telomerase, so we can make it last forever.

3) A biologist, chemist, and Natural Physics scientist went to see what's under the sea. After only one hour, the chemist came back and the other two were lost. The chemist wrote in the lab experiment book, "The biologist and physicist were soluble in sea water."

4) If I were an enzyme i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes.


Yep! Here at Life U we're pretty much nerds. And we're OK with our nerdyness. But most of us will be able to retire at 50 :)

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